A suburban, white guy, usually over the age of 30, who lives in a basement apartment. He doesn't have a steady job, can't get a date, and listens to 80's power
ballads on his stereo while cooking mac and cheese on a
hot plate. Throw a mullet haircut and a possible substance abuse problem and you get the picture. This dude this also known as a
basement dweller.
Jack Martin was a typical cellar dweller -
no girl, no money, no job, no ambition - just his basement apartment which smelled like
mildew, cigarette smoke, and semen.
