See
CERN Syndrome.
A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be
a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in
CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got
CERN goggles, get him out of here"