the act of kicking out a bitch's knees so as to put her in a wheelchair so you can shave her head to make her look like charles xavier. Then standing on the wheels, you finish the job by bricking in her face.
Getting so drunk you can no longer feel your legs and getting so high you gain powers of telepathy
Charlie: Hey. What did you do this weekend?
Kyle: I got Charles Xaviered.
Charlie: No way.
Kyle: Yea bro. I had to be carried to the car and the whole way home I knew exactly what everyone was thinking.