Define Cheese-grater Meaning

Cheese Grater
A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.

Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
By Anjanette
The Cheese Grater
The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.
By Letisha
Cheese Grater
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!

Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!
By Sherline
Cheese Grater
A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.

By Trish
Cheese Grater
A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"
By Norry
Cheese Grater
a bitch wit braces that gives head and cuts yo penis

Dun get wit that bitch, she's a cheese grater.
By Katy
Cheese Grater
Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.

After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.
By Shanna
Cheese Grater
The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.

That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!
By Gracie
Cheese Grater
Similar to a "beandip", but for skinny or regular sized people.

After many years of taking thousands of beandip's to the manboob from his skinny friend Dylan, Gino finally took revenge against him by scooping Dillon's nipple with his hand and then shouting "Cheese Grater!!!"
By Adelina
Cheese Grater
Ripping hot abs reminiscent of a cheese grater.

Adam says "Hey you wanna see something?"
lifts his shirt and then says "check out my cheese grater". Free perve for all :D
By Jillana