A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far
too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to
accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the
Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
(Person A): What is that awful
clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's
just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't
accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...