1) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a
literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn.,
Feb. 21, 2001
2) "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004
3)If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
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CHIMPEACH! CHIMPEACH!"