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Church Mouse
A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!
By Corinne
Church Mouse
Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.

She is poor as a church mouse.
By Cariotta
Church Mouse
a mouse that is in church

Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church
By Carrissa
Church Mouse
is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase

Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af
By Cariotta
Church Mouse
A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it

My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it
By Bili
Church Mouse
A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.

Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.
By Amil