500 million years ago a group of
cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called
COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very
fecked of. Well, they would be.
LINDA: Oh my, John, is that
Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!,
Thats my shit
(It may have a
misleading appearance)