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Define Cock Cheese Meaning

Cock Cheese
A condition experienced by un circumcised males resulting from poor hygene, in which a sebaceous paste collects under the foreskin near the base of the head; it is characterized by it's fromage like consistency and it's pungent portugese fish market aroma.

Honey, let's pick up some of that head cheese at the deli, it'll go good with the prosciutto and havarti.
By Grethel
Cock Cheese
A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?
By Livy
Cock Cheese
yummy stuff that gathers underneath a guys uncircumsized penis that is fun to lick, eat or touch.

it's smegma. That good stuff that is something extra when ya go down on your older male friend.

I ate peter's cock cheese under the bridge and in the woods.
By Jojo
Cock Cheese
smegma (from it's alleged smell and resemblance to dairy products)

Man, after that infection I will never let cock cheese build up agian.
By Matilde
Cock Cheese
An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."
By Janessa
Cock Cheese
Any cheese with blue veins

Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?

Sandra: Cock cheese

John: Smells good
By Rosanna
Cock Cheese
The build up of matter underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised male!

Andy was about to get a blow job until Anna realized he had Cock Cheese!
By Dolli
Cottage Cock Cheese
When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
By Orly
SMEGMA COCK CHEESE
The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.

Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5
By Anissa
Cock Cheese Colohan
A cheese loving scank from a bad part of town.

Look at him over there with cheese all over his face he is a Cock cheese colohan.
By Wileen