Wow, that
little old lady's sure got the
coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.
Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah,
fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid
Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
