1. A cancer that occurs in the
semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.
2. A minor bout of
colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.
3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer,
copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.
I have a
period and
I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer!
Darn it.
