From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is
colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a
cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and
try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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