Define Confucius Say Meaning

Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth

confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok

Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger