Define Constapation Meaning

Constapation
only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!
By Dione
Constapated
The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.
By Jolyn
Constapational
When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
By Elane
Printer Constapation
When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."
By Karrah