Person A: Man, this test is hard as fuck!
Person B: Yeah, I know
Imma just have to cop a shit.
OR
Girlfriend: Do you think this top makes me look fat?
Boyfriend: Uhhh... (to self) I'm totally
copping a shit.... (outloud) No, of course not!
Pffff, no!
OR
Teacher: What's the contrapositive of the inverse statement?
Student: Hmm.... (totally copping a shit) There's no such thing??