Diet so severe and lacking in nutrition, the person on it either has the goal of looking like a crack whore or trying to
get back down to their
birth weight. Composed of "nibbling" instead of eating, even buffet plates of food look like appetizers. Food items such as tacos and burritos are comprised of a few small pieces of rinsed turkey meat and a single sliver of cheese (if they splurge). The avid
dieter even orders small waters to go with their salads to avoid the calories ice contains.
Customer: "i'll have the 3 inch
turkey club sandwich with the turkey meat dragged across the bread, a pickle with
no juice and a small water."
Subway: "you must be on the crack ho skinny diet."
Dieter: "I like to put lemon juice on my
baked potatoe as a butter substitute, tastes just like it"
Observer: "you dumb bitch, lemon makes anything taste like LEMON!"
