Define Crescent Meaning

Crescent
Abbreviation of "crescent fresh," a term of excited approval pioneered on the 1990's MTV sockpuppet show Sifl and Ollie. Based on the slogan for Pillsbury pop-and-bake dinner rolls, this phrase was used by "Chester" as an ironic '90's variant of "fresh," itself an '80's adjective of excited approval apparently derived from produce commercials --- for instance, the Tropicana orange juice commercial that featured Olympic victor Bruce Jenner, saying: "Tropicana Pure Premium --- for me, it's freshest." Notice that this implies that "freshness" is not an actual measurement of the time it takes a typical carton of product to market; "freshness" is now an interpretive category: "FOR ME, it's freshest."

"Oh shit, your tape is CRESS. The jams are crescent fresh. I'm playing it and I feel SO CRESCENT."
By Britney
Crescent
a young beautiful girl who is type weird, crazy, and loyal but has a nice sense of humor one who doesn't mind books but loves to explore things and is brave finds light in a dark situations

crescent she so beautiful and brave she such a cool person
By Margy
Crescent
an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.

caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat

pillsberry dough boy- STFU.
By Doloritas
Crescent

"dude, he just bought a versace shirt. that's so crescent!"
By Sheilah
Crescent
to moon someone but just with your vagina

since your ass resembles a moon a vagina is like a crescent

dude did u just see that that hot chick just crescent me
By Sella
Fertile Crescent
An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
By Rosa
Crescent Fresh
A term to describe something cool. Made semi-popular by a show that used to air on MTV called Sifl & Olly and its all-sock-puppet cast.

Sifl & Olly is crescent fresh. I'm going to go download the episodes.
By Loraine
Crescent Fresh
Angry man say dangity-dang
He go to the park to hangity-hang, but
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His whole life's a mess!
Angry dude with many tattoos
He's living his life so crudity-rude, and
He's not CRESCENT FRESH!
His short life's a mess!
Nice-ity guy goes flying a kite
and nice-ity girl, she like-ity likes him, and
They're so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!
Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,
Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, and
He's so CRESCENT FRESH!
Super cres at best!


By Lilllie
Crescent Fresh
Being exceptionally cool, something so spectacular that the mind loses the ability to make sense

Did you see that new car, it was so crescent fresh!
By Margit
Crescent Comp
A school in limerick (Stab city) that has scabies

If someone goes to crescent comp stay away from them because they probably have scabies.
By Kass