Define Creston Meaning

A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single

Creston, Iowa is located about an hour and 15 minutes southwest of Des Moines, Iowa.
It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo

A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.

When a group of gay black guys play bingo on a Friday.