High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of
red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to
Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you
couchlocked for hours.
"I got two pounds of
Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through
Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains
"We had 2 grams of
crippy weed last night,
I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"