Updating your social networking profile with a
cryptic/
enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly
quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto
Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto
Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto
Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
