A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for
Led Zeppelin IV or
Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like
Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.
Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"
Guy: "Really? I hear
Faith No More and
Dragonforce are
headlining!"
Crockstar: "... Who?"