Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "
So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for
Miranda Kerr to get divorced from
Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."