The baby-booming
time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on
Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas
calcify over and the crust thickens.
Shhhh the Crusty Bitches, your
10 o’clock and they have their
hearing aids on high.