Define Cummings Meaning

"I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe

"Dude, don't pull a cummings"

Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

FUCK IMMA CUM

:Would you like cum in your #tea

:yes please i would love some cum in my tea

¨Mom! There's white stuff coming out of my peen!" "That's cum son."

I cummed her. she almost got pregnant but luckily I used the spell 'fetus deletus'.

Cum

Jayla was sitting across from me with her legs wide open. I stared at her pussy for 5 minutes. She notices me so i looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I get up and help her. Butt naked, she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my clothes and pushes me onto the bed. Jayla: Your mine tonight daddy. Me: Get on here. She gets on the bed and get on her hands and knees. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Deeper! I go faster, in and out. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Me: hold on i need a condom. Her: No! Sex is better without one. Me: Ok. I stick it deep inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Me: Im gonna cum! Her: If you dont pull out i will give you a gift. Before she could finish i was already cumming inside her. I cummed for 2 minutes straight! She moaned louder and louder. Then, finally, she got on top of me and started to ride me like a horse. She got the whole thing inside of her. She got off and gave me a blowjob. Unexpectingly i started to cum loads into her mouth. She stopped and swallowed all of it. She then licked the rest off my rock hard penis. She began to stroke it and i cummed all over her. She then deep throated my hard on penis till it wasnt visible. I then began to stick my dick into her pussy. Her: Im going to cum!!! Me: Go ahead baby, let it all out. She moaned while it all came out. I pulled out and there was cum all over it. Her: DONT STOP AHHHHHHHHHHH! Me: AHHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lexi sat on a chair across from me in the bedroom. I looked at her, god she was so hot. She strode over and shut the door of the bedroom. I looked at her nearly drooling. She slid her shirt over her head to reveal her double D cups and undid her denim skirt to reveal a wine red thong. She came over to me and pulled my pants by the belt which I quickly undid. OH god. I knew i was about to cum. She starting instantly massaging my balls then just deep throating my cock. (she was on her hands and knees) I started cumming right inside her mouth and she swallowed it. She pulled back and ripped my shirt off. I grabbed her ass and launched her onto the bed. I slid a condom on and came on top of her. I then slid my cock into her pussy and she squealed. I moved up and down again and again and she screamed a little. I kept going feeling the white substance cum down my thighs. She yelled "Oh! harder". That night my balls were throbbing and I cummed so much and by the morning we were still doing it. I had a break and checked the time and i was late for my plane but then she just said "well.. whatever!"