Dan Bilzerian

Every teenage boy's answer to the question "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

teacher: Tyrone, what do you want to be when you grow up?
tyrone: I wanna be Dan Bilzerian!!

By Fernandina

Dan Bilzerian

A guy who failed out of BUD/S several times because he’s a pussy and then paid a million dollars to pretend to be a SEAL for 30 seconds in a movie.

“Hey who was that one douchey guy who only had like two lines in Lone Survivor?”

“Oh you mean Dan Bilzerian, that guy is a tool.”

By Ardenia

Dan Bilzerian

Dan Bilzerian...the new playboy.

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