Define Seal Meaning

a substance, strip of material, used to fill a crack so that air, liquid, etc. cannot get in or out.
A piece of wax that is placed across the opening of letters.
A piece of metal, a ring with a design on it, used for stamping a seal.

An arctic animal that is a magnet for blunt weapons, including (but not limited to) clubs, bats, crowbars, nailboards, nunchucks, game controllers, banjos, backpacks filled with cement, and folding chairs.

A person who always pops up for attention. Someone who has to make sure they get there two cents in, like a seal barking (ark, ark, ark, ark, ark!)

a 'heavy' woman who does not have bulges or love handles, she merely has an evenly-distributed layer of fat all over her body (and her breasts are not necessarily large).There are no protruding bones to hurt you (hip or knee or rib)

Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.

As with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. However, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.

When he is lying on his stomach and you kiss softly down his back, then as you work your way down, you fist his asshole and the other girl who happens to be there watching slaps him in the face with a fish as he says “aurghh!”

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

Urinating after drinking booze because the feeling was too strong to hold back. After breaking The Seal urination comes almost every minute.