A rotund, ugly, ridiculously loqucaious and talentless Disc Jockey for BBC London Live. His sole pleasure in life appears to be supporting the hooligan football club in
Bermondsey, South London, by the name of Millwall. He takes great delight in
slagging off Crystal Palace, for which he should be severely reprimanded. However, I do enjoy watching his passable Own Goals and
Gaffs video tapes, when I have nothing better to do.
Danny Baker, a
smug, fat, pseudo-working class individual. His only
job on
TV is 'Sitcom Challenge'