The big box that poisons the mind of any living organism that sits in front of it. Symptoms of TV poisoning are:
Massive drooling
Bloodshot eyes Lazy tounges
Slurred speach Serial killing
The urge to buy any product advertised
Take this scenario for example:
"Honey, time for dinner"
"Budmom. Lost isgointobeonsprettysoons"
"Son, stop watching that dumb tv"
"GotohellfoallsIcaremom"