Define A Drunk Meaning

A Drunk
Someone who drinks a lot but isn't a complete binge drinking alcoholic who requires a drink daily or everyday.

By Wynny
Drunk
When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)
By Lanni
Drunking
Drinking with the intention of getting drunk.

Are you drinking or drunking tonight?
By Jacklyn
Drunk
There are several stages of drunkness.

1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.

2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.

3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.

4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.

5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.

6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!

7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.

Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.
By Edna
Drunk
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

By Elianora
Drunk
A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Every weekend, Dan gets (insert word here), and pisses people off.
By Darleen
Drunk
One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.
By Dorothee
Drunk Will
Tampa Based promotions company involving heavy drinking and a wanton lifestyle without regard for the safety of others.

"We were so drunk, Drunk Will would have been proud."
By Mona
Drunk
Chemically incovienenced

"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"
By Drusie
Drunk
When a person has consumed too much alcohol and has no control over there body or actions.

Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
By Elisabetta