Define Dead Puppies Meaning

Dead Puppies
When someone verbalizes something that leaves you with an extremely disturbing mental image, you may reply "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies" because the mental image of dead puppies is not a disturbing as the one the speaker left you with.

Mum: Your father and I had sex for 3 hours last night
Me: Oh Mum, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies
By Alexandra
Sack Of Dead Puppies
A way to describe how a car handles if it handles bad, like a sack of dead puppies: Cold, squishy, and floppy.

WOW. That car handles like a sack of dead puppies!
By Brunhilde
Dead Puppies And Wilted Flowers
Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.


Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
By Cordelia
Raping A Dead Puppy
Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy
By Neysa
Sack Of Dead Puppies
A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.

DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
By Fern