A very scary airline company that employs half-blind
mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the
stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from
Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a
barrel roll. After losing half
the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?