Laddies,
listen up because the
desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously
desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey
mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then
fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a
desperate dick!