Person 1:
Yo brah, imagine what would happen if
Cher learned how to spin records!
Person 2: Um, are you high?
Person 1: Just think! If she mixed her music with other music she'd be able to make more music! She would be able to sing, scratch, and spin: a true
dija!
Person 2: Dude the word dija doesn't exist.
Person 1: ...