what happens when a horny women has no cock to take in so she brings out the ole dildo. you stick it up your vagina and make animal noises.
hey, I walked into your girlfriend dildo fucking and since there was a real weiner there, I took that dildo, threw it out the window, and fucked her like theres no tomorrow.
Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person Cad infinitum with variations.
