Direct TV is when you are unable to view programs on your television.
Direct TV is an inconvenient situation that you have to put more effort than originally planned to obtain a
simple request.
Direct TV means having to brush snow, ice, or
debris from anything to get it to work when it was suppose to work on its own.
Direct TV means
braving dangerous conditions for little satisfaction.
"Did you see John last night?"
"No, it was a
direct tv, too much work"
"Hey did you see the game?"
"No, I have
Direct TV"
"Why are you on your
roof during
the snowstorm?"
"Because I have Direct TV"
