A man who married a lot of (straight) men. A man who is gayer than a three dollar bill. A man who enjoyed (drugs) (tigers) and talking trash about that bitch (
Carole baskin) who knows on a scale of one to
sardine oil, she knows what happened to her
ex husband! He’s as sure as a bleached mullet and hanging on stronger than a damn eyebrow ring on some good ole southern (alligator) skin.
Dirty Joe Exotic is honest down to the bones of expired Walmart
meat lovers pizza served fresh and
hot off the salmonella truck.