Don't Try Me. Try Jesus
A phrase, believed to have originated from the urban innards of society, that is uttered as a reminder to the offender that they will
get read for filth or experience
total annihilation when they try you.
A stark reminder that you're better off trying Jesus, "but don't try my patience!"
Offender: "damn. You's
a straight bitch! How you gonna leave an empty
ass box of frosted flakes in the cabinet"
Me: "no job having ass complaining about not having any cereal! Get your broke ass up and go get a job so you can buy your punk ass cereal!
Don't try me. Try Jesus!"