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Define Donkey Bollocks Meaning

Donkey's Bollocks
Cocktail involving mixing every random drink in the bar.

What'll it be?
Donkey's bollocks
By Dido
Donkey Bollocks
Simple minded man with large genitals.

Oy, donkey bollocks, how's it hangin'?
By Ivett
Donkey's Bollocks
even better than the dog's bollocks. Amazing. The very best of the best. A dog spends an inordinate amount of time licking and tending to his bollocks so they must be great. Just imagine how much more impressive a donkey's bollocks are in size and capacity. There - you get it.

Got passed by a Porche 911 yesterday, it was the absolute dog's bollocks. That's OK but I got blown of the road by a Bugatti Veyron. Matey that car is the absolute donkey's bollocks!
By Loraine
Big, Hairy, Smelly, Sticky, Slimy Donkey BOLLOCKS!
The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!
By Heda
Big, Hairy, Smelly, Sticky, Slimy, Wrinkled, Moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!
One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
By Shannah