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Define Douchebag Syndrome Meaning

Douchebag Syndrome
When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
By Chrissie
Acquired Douchebag Syndrome
a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag

"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".
By Oneida
Sudden Onset Douchebag Syndrome
When all your friends turn into douchebags when they were once nice. It's real.

"Don't be a sod."

Billy: Hey dude, wanna go to the movies today?
Todd: No dude I got in with the wrong crowd, now I have sudden onset douchebag syndrome.
By Dalenna