Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (
no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT
burlap sack.
2. Flower print
Moo-Moo
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our
dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant
burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"