"Fuck, dude, I ripped my new LEI jeans last night in DTW!"
"Fuck man, don't even talk, my girlfriend got the same haircut as me."
"Oh man, how could she possibly steal all your steez?"
"
Bitchface."
"Hey, ya know what would make me feel so much better?"
"Dying from
second hand smoke from spending too much time at the
Enclave?"
"Duhh!"