'What's de story, Anto? Where would yeh be goin' an no bell on yeh bike?'
'Off to the chipper I am for the whole
caboosh, Robbo.'
'Will ye no be coming for a pint?'
'Havn't got a baldy. Me
mot's tol' me I'm off the drink.'
'Ah, ya big long
drink of water! Come on, jus' fer one.'
'She's an eye like a stinkin' eel. Robbo.'
Two passers-by overhear this conversation and one says to the other, 'What are they talking about?'
'They are talking Dublinese.' says the other.