Dyldo is the nickname given to a male named Dylan. This nickname is only given to those special enough to have tapped older women or milfs. These men's lifes are bro... And they don't care what people think. Their dicks could be called 'Mandingos' and they are awesome in bed. If you ever meet a person with this nickname, acknowledge his awesomeness... And then get on your knees :) your life is ho if you get with a chama boy like this.
"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy DyldoThundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*
By Caren
Dyldo
a mash up of the name Dylan and the word dildo because some one you k ow named Dylan may be an ass to you