when your listening to somethign with ear buds or ear phones or something, and you are talking to someone and you practically shout b/c u cant judge your volume
person1: AND THEN I SAID "NO WAY, SHE LIKES JOHN?"
How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingmannext time."