Any one person whom within the first 2 days of living in a college dorm throws a party of epic proportions within said dorm and the party ends with 7 police charges upon the party
thrower, including at least one felony, has
at least 6 Paramedics, 2 Narcotics Officers, and 4 Resident Advisors present by the end of the epic party, and results in the party thrower’s expulsion from
the dorm and suspension from school within the next 3 days.
Person #1: Dude, is that
Caskey?
Person #2: Who? You mean Epic Party Guy? Didn't you here about
the party during the summer? That dude
threw it!
Person #1: No way! That shit was crazy!