Define Epsteined Meaning

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.

rape, sexually harass kids

Someone who didn’t kill themselves but the media falsely claims they did

1) A perverted billionaire fuck head who used his money to get away with boning young girls.

2) A boner for a girl who’s a little bit too young.

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

When you are banging a girl from behind and right when you are about to cum, you take out your penis smack her in the back of the head and cum in her ear

He didn’t kill himself