The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for
expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)