Homie 1: Bro did you feel that wind?
Homie 2: Yeah that must have been fast man running by
Homie 1: Holy shit...
By Hildegaard
Man Fasting
The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.
A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.
Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.
A "one man at a time" woman leaving the dating game after a particularly bad break up, and rejecting all contact with the male species. Binging and purging doesn't count. Also known as "solo lesbo" or "no man's land".
