Define Fat Dick Meaning

Fat Dick
The act of fucking someone over; The act of pulling a 'fast one'.

That girl said she'd meet me at Thirsty Bear, but she gave me the fat dick and didn't show up.
By Ferdinande
Fat Dick
To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made.

Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicked us once again...
By Devina
Fat Dick
Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.
By Emlynne
Fat Dick
Just a fat dick is there more to explain

He had a fat dick
By Lorette
Fat Dick
Something you dont have

You dont have a Fat Dick
By Perle
Fat Dick

Hey we have fat dicks
Stevens :yesss my favorite
By Alika
Fat Dick Spirit
It’s almost big dick energy but just the right amount of wrong. For example, when you won a Kanye West look a like contest or you’re really successful at a really shitty thing.

He: Did you hear about Ben maxing out his loyalty punch card at the casino?

Her: Yeah, he’s got that fat dick spirit.
By Joeann
Fat Dick Parade
Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"
By Ardyce
Eat A Fat Dick
Usually used in a derogitory self degrating manor.

"Hey you New England Patriot's Fan, you should go eat a fat dick you bitch ass mother fuckin KIKE!!!!
By Gwendolin
Low-fat Dick
A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.
By Luciana