1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by
tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make
embarrasing typos.
Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen
Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but
wer'e not giong shoippng
lvoe!